Crimes… Well, I saw one the other day at the mall. It wasn’t a purse snatching or a brawl or a granny mugging but… wait… wait… a cowboy STRIPPING to Bon Jovi’s “Wanted Dead or Alive” on a stage in the middle of the mall. I’m not even kidding. I honestly couldn’t believe my eyeballs – I heard the music and I saw this guy – dressed in faded, light-blue, high-waisted, long-crotched 90s jeans, a plaid button up shirt, a leather vest, a cowboy hat, cowboy boots and a bandana covering his face – swinging his hips and flutting and strutting around, gyrating and sexy (barf) moving to a scattered crowd of Romanians at 7:30 on a Wednesday night. There were families, girls and boys, teenagers and old folks – some stopping to watch and others nonchalantly strolling by. I, with my mouth open in utter disbelief...

... couldn’t, at first, decide if it was real or a total joke… this guy was painful to watch. I mean painful – not to mention ridiculous. And it seemed so painfully inappropriate, him acting all stripper-ish up there on stage, in the middle of a shopping mall! I texted Tammy right away, but of course had left my camera at home… so couldn’t record any evidence of this ridiculous episode of a Romanian cowboy stripping in the mall. I seriously couldn’t watch, and came out of Zara to see him whipping his belt around, overhead, from side to side with hip thrust this way hip thrust that way, and people just kind of standing there as if they were watching a lecture or slide show. What made it even more strange, is that there were two women getting their hair done up on stage too – who would every so often get Mr. Cowboy in their lap for a few seconds; the girls had curlers in their hair, and this guy was just wearing jeans and a cowboy hat. Ugggghhhh.
So, why you ask? Women’s Day is coming up this weekend, on Sunday March the 8th, and apparently (according to Tammy’s Romanian teammates) it’s a day that (in Romania at least) women go to see male strippers. It is actually a normal custom to go and see male strippers – she was even invited to go with her team to perform this ritual for WOMEN’S DAY! I mean, I thought International Women’s Day was a celebration of the social and political progress women have made, and in the strength and wonderfulness of women, not the strength and wonderfulness? ickiness? of male strippers. Apparently it’s also celebrated as a day not unlike Mother’s Day – a day to honour the women in your life… and I love the idea of that – but won’t do so by taking my Mom and sisters and friends to see a stripper – uh, no thanks! More on International Women’s Day later… but wow, I just really had to write about this cowboy. I’m so mad that I didn’t have my camera – DOH!!!
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